Funny Pick-up Lines

  • If I asked you to have sex with me, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
  • Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
  • Hey baby, want to go halfsies on a bastard?
  • Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
  • If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
  • I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.
  • Are those space pants?   Because your ass is outta this world.
  • Is your dad a baker? ‘Cause you’re a sweetie pie.
  • The word of the day is legs, lets go to my place and spread the word.
  • My favorite line of pickups would be the Silverado.
  • I lost my teddy-bear, can I sleep with you tonight?
  • “Excuse me, do you have a map? Because I’m lost in your eyes.”
  • “Hi, I’m from the future, can I buy you a drink?”

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