Funny Pick-up Lines
- If I asked you to have sex with me, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
- Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
- Hey baby, want to go halfsies on a bastard?
- Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
- If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
- I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.
- Are those space pants? Because your ass is outta this world.
- Is your dad a baker? ‘Cause you’re a sweetie pie.
- The word of the day is legs, lets go to my place and spread the word.
- My favorite line of pickups would be the Silverado.
- I lost my teddy-bear, can I sleep with you tonight?
- “Excuse me, do you have a map? Because I’m lost in your eyes.”
- “Hi, I’m from the future, can I buy you a drink?”
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